Ah!! Evil lives in my mailbox

No just kidding. It only rented it for a couple of days, paying with terror and misery.

A little horror is good for inspiration I noticed. So a draw this picture to show you the evil that took a bit of my dignity.

When I got home the other day and was going to check my mailbox I got a nasty surprise. When I opened it up this little fellow was inside ready to bite my head off.

Chocked by fear a screamed loudly and slammed the lid shut and locked it. Lucky for me no one was around to laugh at my little scene. Well home in my apartment a thought "Well it's no big deal. I can ask my flatmate to bring in the mail". So when he got home I asked him if he is afraid of spiders. He looks chocked at me and says: "Spiders! Where?!" That face expression was priceless. I wish I had taken a picture of it. Anyway, so he is out of the question.

The next day I ask the guard or janitor of this building, not sure what he is really: "Are you afraid of spiders?" He looks at me with almost the same expression as my flatmate and says: "It depends on how big they are". Hihihi, I didn't tell him it was a small one. So he get a plastic bag from Morrisons as protection over his hand and follows me to the mailbox. Passing the elevator I hear the guy who just stepped in laughing his ass off. Damn him!

Once we open the mailbox that little bugger jumps up the guards face an bite him. Nah that was a lie. The spider wasn't there anymore, he must have known we were coming. So the guard removes the spider web left and even he laughs at me. I felt like I left a part of my dignity with that spider but it was worth it. Still I am scared of looking in the mailbox again. These evil creatures of Gibraltar. They are bigger and more poisonous than I am used to and I am scared.